Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 56
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge. BIMPE: let’s just watch…
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge. BIMPE: let’s just watch…
It was monday morning. I woke up very early as usual to prepare breakfast, had my bath and prepared for…
I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep…
SEGE: onihaxy, there is a big problem ME: what is it? SEGE: have you checked your account today? ME: no.…
picked the call with the mindset that its definitely adebimpe. ME: hello CALLER: ***female voice*** hi sir ME: *** confirmed…
ME: hello sir MANAGER: how are you? ME: I’m fine sir MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!! ME: sir, MANAGER. I won’t…
She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later. “Ohhh, who…
***sweating inside AC** I stood up to place a order for Betty. I got to the counter and opened my…
I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of…
reject the job. I knew how far I went to secure it for you. ***i turned to the opposite side…
SeGE: I’m so sorry about that onihaxy, if you say I was wrong, then I admit it, though I never…
***After Bimpe’s text message******* I cried till midnight, the whole world appeared to be crumbling before me. I suddenly lost…
did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe’s text ” Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do…
UNCLE: where is it now? ME: ***shy face and voice***, I forgot to make photocopies sir UnCLE: **yelled***. You this…
I pinched myself and I felt the pains, it was then that I realised that I wasn’t dreaming. My brain…
WOMAN: let’s calculate it then. ME: **looked at the phone and saw that it was my uncle**** don’t worry ma,…
I’m doomed!!!!!! DOC: what happened? ME: adebimpe had killed me sir. She was the one who took my credentials. DOC:…
Segun arrived my house at 5:50am in the morning and met me and my co-tenants outside mourning and discussing in…
ME: will it look like the real one? SEGE: at least 80% real ME: so how do we go about…
My hand finds its way into bimpe’s bra and I was squeezing the breasst and tapping the Tips as bimpe…