I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of
lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of
anything else aside lolade. I even forgot that my
nudes are still fresh on someone’s phone and could
be unleashed at anytime.
I was at my table when my manager called me from
inside to come and I went inside to see him.
ME: hi sir, you called me.
MANAGER: yes. ****handed a file to me***, go
through that file, it contains the CV and credentials
of the applicants, I don’t have time to go through
Me: ok sir
MANAGER: scan through it and check out for anyone
who has a better sales experience and give her a call
to resume on monday.
ME: ***chaii, chance to do parol with lolade**** ok
sir. What about the driver sir?
MANAGER: don’t worry about that, a guy had been
referred to us by chairman’s wife, so we don’t need
any driver again.
Me: ok sir.
MANAGER: be fast about it, you know today is friday.
I want the new van to commence operation on
ME: ok sir.
I left his office and returned to my table with a grin
on my cheek. I glanced through the CVs and
discovered that lolade has no sales experience
compared to the rest. I was there on my table
thinking about what to do and my phone rang. I
checked and it was lolade. I had to leave my table
and walked out of the building because I don’t want
my manager to listen to our conversations.
LOLADE: **angelic sweet voice*** hello sir. How are
ME: **melt by her voice and gained Attention
immediately*** I’m fine and you?
LOLADE: I’m fine sir. Please I just want to remind
you again and to beg you not to forget me.
ME: hmmmm, Lolade, there is a problem
LOLADE: haaa!!, what is it sir?
ME: you don’t have any sales experience according
to your CV and you are the only odd person among
the 13 applicants
LOLADE: **felt bad** haa, please sir, is there anyway
you could help me sir. I really need the job for
Me: ***hmmm, e be like say this girl dey suffer sha.
See as she dey beg for 10k job*** ok dear, I will see
what I can do. Though it will be a bit difficult, but I
LOLADE: thank you sir.
ME: hmmmmmm, don’t mention. So what will be my
reward for my efforts
LOLADE: don’t worry sir, I will be nice to you, I should
just get the job first.
ME: ***chaiiiii, I gained another Attention*** ok, no
LOLADE: when next should I call you sir?
ME: maybe in the evening
LOlADE: ok sir, thank you sir. **hanged up***.
After ending the call, I looked at the zip of my
trouser and observed that my Attention was so
obvious. **chai, this one na embarrassment ooo**. I
dipped my inside my trouser, pulled up my d**k and
hanged it underneath my belt before returning back
to my table.
I got to my table after passing through the factory
and greeted the factory workers. I began to think on
how to cover up for lolade. Then an idea came to my
head. I re-typed her CV on my system, added some
sales experience to it and went out to print at the
computer center adjacent our company. I returned to
to my table and tore her previous cv and returned to
ME: hi sir, I’m through.
MANAGER: what’s the outcome
ME: I have went through all the applicants cv and I
found out that only one of them has a good and
qualitative experience sir. Its even from a pure water
ME: yes, It will help us in getting new customers
since she already knew about the job.
MANAGER: ok, who is she?
ME: *** moved closer and showed him*** this lady.
MANAGER: ok, give her a call.
ME: ok sir.
“Yessss!!!!!” I went out of his office with joy filled in
my heart. It was as if I won a lottery. I took my
phone and dialled lolade’s number.
ME: hi lolade.
LOLADE: hi sir, I wasn’t expecting your call sir. I
guess its for a bad news?
ME: loool. Not really, but seems so.
LOLADE: **sighed** ok sir,
ME: you know I told you that you had no experience.
LOLADE: yes sir
ME: but I was able to convince the chairman. So you
have been chosen.
LOLADE: ** screamed***, thank you so much sir.
ME: you are welcome. But there is a minor issue.
LOLADE: what is it sir?
ME: I will send a text to you.
LOLADE: ok sir. When am I to resume sir?
ME: monday morning.
LOLADE: ok sir
I hanged up on lolade and draft a text and told her
how I edited and added to her CV. I told her that she
needs to have a copy of it so as to be familiar with
the contents and be able to defend it incase my
manager decided to ask questions from her. Few
minutes later, she replied with, “thank you sir, I’m
very grateful sir, how do I get a copy?”.
I sent another text, telling her that she can come
around for it, but my manager must not see her so
as not to suspect anything.
She replied saying “haa, I’m not around now sir, I
went out to somewhere and won’t be back until 7pm
sir, can I come for it tomorrow?”.
I sent another text ” I won’t be coming to work
tomorrow and I won’t be at work till monday, so I
don’t know how you will get it”.
She replied with ” ok, where do you live sir ?”.
I sent another text ” Ajilosun street. And why do you
She replied with ” I was thinking maybe I can visit
you tomorrow afternoon to have the copy”
My d**k resurrected again, “chaii, see as fresh meat
dey come my side tomorrow oooooo”. I replied her
saying. ” Its ok, do you live closer to that area?”.
She replied. Not really, but my house isn’t too far
sha, I will come around 2pm sir”.
I sent another text. “Ok, no problem”.
She replied ” I will call you sir when I’m about
I replied with “ok”
My d**k was erected for several minutes until it later
I closed for the day and went home to arrange my
room ahead of saturday.
I got home after work on that friday. I was so filled
with joy of catching a new fish. At a point, my
thoughts began to divide
“Could lolade be sent by bimpe?”
” I don’t think so jaree”
“Afterall, bimpe didn’t know where I am presently”
” Hmmmm!!! Onihaxy!!!”
” Make Kitty-Cat no kill you one day ooo”
I was so lost in this thought until I heard a message
alert on my phone. I checked it and it was a message
from whatsapp. I looked at the message and it was
SEGE: onihaxy, how far?
ME: I dey jaree
SEGE: I don follow your wife talk oo
ME: which of them?
SEGE: you no well, you get two wives?
SEGE : its bimpe
ME:** my heart beat faster all of a sudden** what
did you guys discussed?
SEGE: well, I told her that your monthly salary was
18k which she knew about, I told her that there is no
way you can get the amount she demanded for.
ME: hmmm, did you call her?
SEGE: no, we chat via the facebook I’d she used to
send the picture.
ME: ok, what was her response?
SEGE: she said that is none of her business.
SEGE: then I told her that the sad news was that you
just lost your job and you are even struggling for
ME: hmmmmm. Sege!!!!!,
SEGE: she still insisted that its none of her business
SEGE: then I told her to punish me instead of
punishing you. Because I caused everything. I was
the one who pushed her out of the house and not
you. I made her realized that you still loved her and
you have never stopped thinking about her everyday.
SEGE: so I made an agreement with her on my own.
ME: which agreement?
SEGE: I told her that I will pay her 100k for her to
forget everything and delete whatever she has in her
ME: so when are you paying it?
SEGE: me kee?, pay wetin?
ME: I thought you said you are paying her money?.
SEGE: yeah. I told her to give me like a month or two
to source for the money.
SEGE: yes, I only used that to buy time for you to
make enough research on how to get her contact or
location. I’m also doing my own research here
ME: that my guy.
SEGE: I hope you have started working on it sha?
ME: yes I have.
SEGE: that’s cool. Just get closer to the mutual
friend, or her friends at the hospital, or the doctor, or
anyone. Even if it is her phone number that you are
able get, its ok.
ME: what do we want to do with her phone number.
SEGE: I have a means of using it to get her address
SeGE: leave that to me.
ME: and after getting the address, what next?
SEGE: I will arrange boys to visit her and rob her of
every gadget found in her house. Be it phone, laptop
of flash drive.
ME: hmmmmmm, sege!!!!!
SEGE: that’s it my nigga. We have to end all this
once and for all. Because if not, she would keep on
making demands till Jesus come.
ME: ok, I will update you on any discovery.
SEGE: no wahala now. Hope that side dey bam sha?.
ME: sure na. I dey cope.
SEGE: no wahala. I wan blog small, we go talk latter,
I fell back on my bed with a deep sigh of relieve that
my friend is working things out for me. Few minutes
later, I got a call from my manager