ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened? BIMPE: **still panting*** please don’t hang up. Are you still in lagos? Me: yes…
About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said…
“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me, betty wanted…
ME: madam calm down. You don’t have to threaten me anymore because I’m now in charge. BIMPE: let’s just watch…
********7 months after************* Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever…
excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I dialled…
SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think that you want to use betty to get back at…
ME: when she arrived, she said she would take only bottle water and pie. SEGE: na nice girl be that.…
***sweating inside AC** I stood up to place a order for Betty. I got to the counter and opened my…
She was about lieing down to rest when her phone rang and the ringing stopped 2 seconds later. “Ohhh, who…
I got home that evening and began to thank my stars for the narrow escape. I vowed never to Bleep…
LOLADE: ** quiet for a while*** ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence LOLADE: hope you won’t…
It was monday morning. I woke up very early as usual to prepare breakfast, had my bath and prepared for…
reject the job. I knew how far I went to secure it for you. ***i turned to the opposite side…
ME: hello sir MANAGER: how are you? ME: I’m fine sir MANAGER: ehn ehn onihaxy!! ME: sir, MANAGER. I won’t…
I got to work the second day and flirty thoughts of lolade was flooding my brain. I couldn’t think of…
picked the call with the mindset that its definitely adebimpe. ME: hello CALLER: ***female voice*** hi sir ME: *** confirmed…
SEGE: onihaxy, there is a big problem ME: what is it? SEGE: have you checked your account today? ME: no.…
did exactly as segun told me, I replied bimpe’s text ” Hi dear, you can eat the credentials or do…
UNCLE: where is it now? ME: ***shy face and voice***, I forgot to make photocopies sir UnCLE: **yelled***. You this…