picked the call with the mindset that its definitely
CALLER: ***female voice*** hi sir
ME: *** confirmed that it wasn’t bimpe** who am I
speaking with please?
CALLER: Lolade sir. The lady who came to apply for
a sales rep 2 days ago and I collected your number
ME: ***recollect*** yes!!!, I remembered. How are
CALLER: I’m fine sir. I just want to remind you of the
recruitment sir. Please I need the job sir. Please help
ME: hmmmmm. No problem, always keep intouch
with me so as to get updates. But for now, we are
still going through the CVs submitted. No one had
been considered yet.
CALLER: ok sir, thank you sir. This is my number sir,
pls save it.
ME: alrite, no problem.
CALLER: have a nice day sir.
ME: and you too, ****hang up*****.
3 days earlier. We recently purchased a new pure
water Van to expand our distribution channels to our
customers. A driver was needed with a female sales
representative who will assist the driver in
dispatching the pure water packs to our customers.
The manager and I deliberated on how to go about it.
We agreed to pay the driver 13k and the sales
Representatives 10k monthly salary when they are
A notice board was placed outside the compound
containing a vacancy for an experienced driver and a
female sales representative. Before 2pm the second
day after the notice was pasted, 3 guys applied for
the driver post and 4 young ladies came to apply for
the sales Representative position.
At 3pm, my manager was about going out and won’t
return for the day when this young lady came inside
the compound. My table is located at the entrance of
the manager’s office and the manager was already
out of the office and was about going away when
this lady called lolade approached my table.
LOLADE: hi sir ***knelt a little***
ME: hi, what can I do for you?
LOLADE: I’m here to apply for a sales representative
ME: ***faced my manger standing by my table and
almost going out**** oga, you have a guest applicant
MANAGER: onihaxy, abeg attend to her. Sebi you
know the interview process?
ME: yes sir
MANAGER: I’m late for where I’m going to, I can’t
ME: ok sir, bye sir.
MANAGER: **walked away** bye.
ME: ***looked back at lolade, she is a slim girl with
an average oranges size. She isn’t too skinny by she
isn’t fat. She looked straight from her appearance
when she was coming inside, I couldn’t grade the
backside because I haven’t seen it then. she has only
one thing I dislike in her physical appearance which
is the large quantity of spots on her face. She has a
dimple and a nice set of teeth coupled with a good
smile*** hi miss ??
LOLADE: miss lolade
ME: ok miss lolade. How are you?
LOLADE: **smiled** fine sir
ME: you can have your sit **pointing at the 2 chairs
infront of my table***
LOLADE: thank you sir. **sits down**
ME: **na where I go start the interview from sef?***.
You said you are here to apply for a sales rep?
LOLADE: ***smiled again*** yes sir
ME: from the vacancy notice, you are told to come
with your application letter, original and copies of
your credentials and a copy of your CV. And the
requirement for this job is an SSCE. Hope you have
them here with you?.
LOLADE: yes sir.
ME: ok, can I have your letter first?
LOLADE: **opened a brown envelope and brought out
a letter*** here is it sir
ME: ** glanced through the letter and noticed that
she had a cool handwriting and nice construction of
sentences*** ok, what about your result?
LOLADE: **brought it out** here is it sir
ME: **glanced through it*** you failed economics but
passed account and commerce. How come?
LOLADE: I was sick on the date of economics paper
and couldn’t do it properly.
LOLADE: thanks sir
ME: what about your C.V?
LoLADE: here is it sir
ME: ***glanced through the age and noticed that she
your CV says you are 18. Is that true?.
LOLADE: yes sir
ME: well, you look 29 to me **smiled**
LOLADE: ***smiled also*** you are funny sir.
Gradually, the interview session turned into a gisting
and interactive session as I was throwing relevant
and irrelevant questions at her just to engage myself.
She has a good sense of humour as she was flowing
very well with me. I collected a copy of her result
and returned the original to her. I told her to go and
that she would get a call from us if we need her. She
stood up from her chair and walked about 3 steps
away from me when she turned back and asked, “Sir,
please can I have your number?”. “Why not?” I replied
as I gave her my number afterwards. I screened and
observed her ass as she was walking away from me.
I can rate the a$$ 60% sha. Not too big but looked
fitted inside her short pencil skirt. I was discouraged
by the spots on her face sha. That was why I
couldn’t think of her anymore until she called me.
“Onihaxy!!, e be like say this lolade get potential
” E be like say I go dey use this girl manage body
pending the time I go get a girl of my taste in this
Gradually, the thoughts of Bimpe was leaving my
mind and the thoughts of lolade was coming