ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened?
BIMPE: **still panting*** please don’t hang up. Are you
still in lagos?
BIMPE: where are you at the moment?
ME: oshodi, and why asking all these questions?, where
BIMPE: that’s why I called you, come over to mendila
hospital in Ajah straightway. Its an emergency.
Me: **screamed**** yeeeeeeh. What happened to her?,
what happened to my betty?, tell me!!!!
BIMPE: stop asking questions, when you get here, you
ME: how do I get there from oshodi?.
BIMPE: haaa, take a cab from there directly to ajah.
Give the driver the description, don’t worry, I would pay
him when he gets here.
I was so worried and scared, I dropped the shoe I
wanted to buy, I climbed oshodi bridge to the other
side and I heard a bus shouting lekki ajah.
“Oh my God?, what time will this one get to ajah
Just while I was still asking rethorical question, I saw a
powerbike parked very close to “under bridge” and
behold, the rider was coming out of somewhere to
mount on it. I ran close to him immediately.
ME: hello, please I need you help, its an emergency
RIDER: ***frowned*** yes, how can I help you?
ME: *scared and panting*** please I need to get to
ajah , at mendila hospital.
RIDER: then go and take public bus now.
ME: please, someone so closed to me is dieing on a
hospital bed and doctor said there would be no
treatment until we pay, I just got the money and I want
to rush down there to save her life.
RIDER: ok, your money is 3,000 naira.
ME: ****hian!!!, even Akure to lagos is 1,500naira
na**** please have mercy on me, I don’t have up to
RIDER: **** switch on the bike** then get lost
ME: please wait, ok, I will pay 2k please.
RIDER: ok, I will take it because you said you have a
dieing patient. Ok, climb up.
I mount on the power bike and it took me straight to
the hospital at ajah in 25 minutes.