Thu. Feb 15th, 2024

SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think

that you want to use betty to get back at her.

ME: hmmmmmmm.

SEGE: and if betty finds out that you and bimpe knew

each other, she might want to dig up information

about what transpired between both of you. And in

the process, you might loose this new girl as a result

of the revelation.

ME: hmmmmmmm, you too get sense. So what do I


SEGE: its now easy to get back at bimpe. But the

issue is that. Are you ready to sacrifice this new girl?

ME: which girl?

SEGE: betty now

ME how?

SEGE: you can break bimpe’s home by revealing the

dirty secrets to betty which will further transfer to

her brother but the good news is that, she will never

marry you after finding out that you once slept with

her brother’s wife.

ME: hmmmmmm. I’m not ready to loose betty ooo.

Infact, she is my last girl standing. If she just gave

me a “yes”, na to marry straightaway.

SEGE: and bimpe also can not really hit back at you

via betty because she has her own marriage to save

and protect also.

ME: are you sure?

SEGE: trust me, I see things that you can’t see.

ME: so what do we do next?

SEGE: like I said earlier. This is a table tennis battle

between you and bimpe while betty is the egg. It

require a lot of wisdom. Just give me time to figure

out what to do.

ME: that’s my nigga.

Betty travelled back to lagos the following day and

we continued chating and talking on phone until a

week later when I got a call from a number which I


ME: hello

CALLER: its bimpe

ME: hee!!, bimpe, how are you?

BIMPE: fine, I just want to tell you that I saw your

pictures on betty’s phone and she told me you guys

met and have been talking. I just want to warn you. If

you know what is good for you, just stay away from

this girl completely and stay out of my family.

Otherwise, I will make sure you see hell. ***hanged


“Chaii, which kind wahala be this again na?””

I returned to segun on whatsapp to update him on

what bimpe told me and segun came up with a

master plan.


Over to whatsapp between me and my guy.

SEGE: you don’t mean it!!, you mean bimpe called

you to warn you?.

ME: yes.

SEGE: glory be to God almighty.

ME: why that?

SEGE: this is what I have been waiting for.

ME: waiting for as how?.

SEGE: it shows that she is weak and scared.

Therefore, this is the right time to strike back at her.

ME: are you sure?

SEGE: yes. Trust me. But onihaxy. You just have to

be confident and bold enough to carry out this task I

want to give you.

ME: you know I’m always bold na.

SEGE: you dey craze. No be onihaxy wey I sabi?. You

fit tremble and forget your name on seeing ordinary

laps of a woman.

ME: you dey craze.

SEGE: na you and bimpe dey craze together. So as I

was saying. You will pick your phone and call her.

ME: what if it doesn’t go through?.

SEGE: did she use the same number she had been

using to text you?.

ME: No,

SEGE: then trust me. The number will be reachable,

for her to call and issue a warning, then she must be

waiting for a reply.

ME: so what do I tell her when I call her?.

SEGE: tell her that if she wants you to loose betty,

then she should be ready to loose her marriage.

ME: just like that?.

SEGE: wait jaree, I never finish.

ME: ok sir.

SEGE: tell her that you have the screen shot of all

her s£xcapades with sodiq back then in akure, also

the screen shot of all your conversations including

the threats, the blackmailing, how she had been

demanding money from you, pictures of the nudes

she sent, and so on.

ME: but you knew that my phone was stolen na. And

I couldn’t access her facebook since the day she left

akure. So I don’t have any of these things. What if

she ask for a proof?.

SEGE: that’s why I said you have to be confident and

bold. Don’t let fear appear in your speech or texts, or

else, na fucck up be that. Say it as if you mean it.

Try and be sharp na onihaxy.

Me: ok, I will try.

SEGE: if she ask for a proof, tell her that you have

her husband’s details, his name, phone number,

email, social network accounts and house address.

Tell her that if she needs a proof, you will document

everything and forward it to her husband and also,

copies would be sent to betty so that they can check

it first. I can bet it with my fingernails, she would

come down and even beg you for negotiation.

ME: are you sure?.

SEGE: trust me my guy.

I began to rehearse on how to face bimpe over the

phone. It took me 3 days to gather courage and


I was at work on a friday and I intended to call bimpe

when I get home in the evening. At 2pm, I got a chat

message from betty.

BETTY: hi dear

ME: hi sweety. How are you today?

BETTY: I’m fine. And you?

ME: I’m good my love.

BETTY: please I want to ask a question.

ME: go ahead.

BETTY: Are you really sure that you don’t know my

brother’s wife?

ME: who is that?

BETTY: Aunty Bimpe

ME: ****scared*** Not really.

BETTY: then how?,

ME: why did you ask?.

BETTY: because when I got back to lagos. I was

having a gist with her about my visitation to Ado and

I showed her your picture telling her that I met you. I

noticed she screamed exactly the same way you did

when you saw her picture on my phone.

ME: really??

BETTY: her mood and face changed instantly when

she asked of your name and I told her that you are

onihaxy. I noticed she felt somehow.

ME: hmmmmm.

BETTY: so please can you tell me the truth. Did you

really know her?.

ME: sweetheart. Did she tell you that she knows me.

BETTY: she isn’t willing to answer any question.

That’s why I’m asking you. If you truly love me as

you claimed. Then don’t put me in the dark. Can you

please tell me what is going on between you guys. Or

else, forget about me.

ME: haa, betty, why na.

BETTY: yes. I can’t just build my hope and future on

a guy who is secretive. Its either you tell me all I

need to know or this union between us is over!!,

ME: ****scared***** ok dear, can you please give me

few moments. My boss is around. He must not catch

me handling phone during work hours. I will get back

to you when he is gone.

BETTY: ok be fast. I’m waiting.

“Chaiii, na which kind wahala be this sef………..”

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