Adebimpe: The Facebook Girl – Episode 73
**dial segun’s number**** sege!!!! Abeg let’s chat. ***10 seconds later***** SEGE: padi e, wetin happen? ME: wahala wan shele ooo…
**dial segun’s number**** sege!!!! Abeg let’s chat. ***10 seconds later***** SEGE: padi e, wetin happen? ME: wahala wan shele ooo…
Hello, hello, hello oooooo, I’m onihaxy, who am I speaking with please? BIMPE: ****silent on phone**** ME: hello ooooooo, BIMPE…
SEGE: ogbeni, how far na? ME: I dey jaree. SEGE: did you eventually get your credentials? ME: yes, SEGE: hope…
We both exchanged phones, went through it and both dropped it on the bed as I crossed over to seat…
ME: *****ooooooooooooops!!, yeeepa!!!, bimpe’s text!!!!!!, I never delete am ooooo, I pray she didn’t go through it ooooooooo***** BETTY: **came…
It was monday morning, I dressed up in my new attires and fully prepared for the job test and interview,…
ME: **frowned*** ehn ehn?? what happened? BIMPE: **still panting*** please don’t hang up. Are you still in lagos? Me: yes…
ME: what , oath!!!!!!!. Bimpe, why will such idea flood your brain?. BIMPE: onihaxy, can I have your phone please?.…
Bimpe continued to call me from thursday till that weekend but I never picked up. It was saturday morning, betty…
Onihaxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was what i heard while I was jerking back to life. I looked around and saw myself on…
ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you…
About 3 months later, betty told me that she had informed her brother about the job fixing, but she said…
ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you…
********7 months after************* Betty had finally agreed to be mine, bimpe and I are now fake friends on phone. Whenever…
SEGE: and again, if bimpe finds out, she might think that you want to use betty to get back at…
ME: screamed. “Whaaaaaattttt “. BIMPE: **blocked my mouth** don’t. Scream please, people might be around. You know the wall has…
excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I dialled…
ME: when she arrived, she said she would take only bottle water and pie. SEGE: na nice girl be that.…
“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me, betty wanted…
LOLADE: ** quiet for a while*** ME: my love, please talk, I’m scared by your silence LOLADE: hope you won’t…