Fri. Jul 12th, 2024

woke up from my “day-dreaming” and begin to wonder what

actually happened. I began to compare the bimpe who is always

nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together with

the bimpe who barely spend 1 hour with me only to tell me she is

going to stay over at her cousin’s place whom she didn’t tell me

about earlier.

While I was still imagining. My phone rang and I tried checking

who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick the calls because I was

so mad at myself, considering the 3bottles of alomo I have

bought, the preparations and the likes. I ignore more of her calls.

I decided to open my operamini and browse my facebook to

while away time. As the facebook homepage page opened . On

the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I

saw 8 dots just as normal password code. Immediately I got a

flash back that when she came to my house on day 1, she asked

for my phone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I

remembered she logged out before returning the phone to me. So

as I was wondering what could have happened, I then recollect

that a notification that says “do you want opera to keep your

password for this page?” Usually comes up, then I assumed she

must have selected YES.

I gladly logged in into her account and browse through her


To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat she did to me

with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy

on her message named “swordman”. The guy also lives in akure

according to their chats. She also told the guy that she wishes to

come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he

didn’t have money to finance the transport of which bimpe replied

that “don’t worry, I will sort out myself”. On seeing this, my head

rang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took my time to read

through all their conversations and I discovered that she do

exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the extreme, and they

were also dating. It was then I got the true image that bimpe is

actually with another guy whom she said it’s a cousin. But again I

thought of it that she invited me to come there yesterday, can

she be with another guy and still invite me?, The time was now

8:43am. I called bimpe and told her that I want to visit her at her

cousin’s place and that she should give me the address. She

replied me that “I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and my cousin had a

serious misunderstanding yesterday night and till this morning.

Infact, we haven’t spoken since last night till now, so it’s not

advisable for you to come” I said ok and then hanged up.

I said to myself that chaiiii………..onihaxy, you be first class



Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I don’t know either to

trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap

her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through

my mind, then a text message came in from bimpe which says ”

baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gan gaun, my head

sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will shout on her, I was

reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know

what to do next, I was just restless. Walking up and down my

room . About 30mins later., I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my

door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet

voice came from outside saying it’s me bimpe.

I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it, she dropped her

luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss on my lips. Before I

knew what was happening, I have forgot all my


Just after 2mins of her kissing me, she stopped and went

straight to my kitchen, as she was going, she said, “baby, I don’t

want to travel empty stomach so as not to collapse in the bus”.

Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone, the boldness to

frown at her is gone, I don’t even know if I should confront her

about her facebook messages, what if I do, what will be her

reaction?. A lot of thoughts was just running through my head.

She located my noodles carton and started cooking while we

started conversation

Me: bimbe, what went wrong between you and your cousin?

Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I told him that I’m

returning today and that he should give me money but he refused

saying he doesn’t have money.

Me:***thinking in my mind that “so this girl is expecting me to

pay the return T.fare again?”***. Really?, why will he do that to

his kid sister?

Bimpe:. He said I should wait till Wednesday but I insist that I’m

returning today which is Sunday

Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend him before now?

Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative. If not that I

mistakenly spoke with him about coming to akure to see

someone which Is you, then he insisted that I must come to his

place, in fact, he called my mum that I am coming to his place so

there is nothing I can do about it than to lodge at his place

Me: eeyah. That’s family bond. Family will always want to be

together. But wait, which area in this akure is he living?

Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.

Me : ***then I remembered the address I saw in her facebook

chat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to be precise ***.

Baby, that is just 40mins journey from here ooo. Won’t I get to

meet my in-law facially?

Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms. infact, I insulted him

this morning and left there with anger, so it’s not ideal for now,

maybe during my next visit.

Me: ok

Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should leave around 12pm

so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep for me. Won’t you

buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?

Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very wicked and a bad

person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this * I

have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, prostitute and a


Bimpe: *shocked*, she came closer, placed hand on my head,

takes it down to my chest and plants a kiss on my mouth. Then

she asked “what’s my offence my husband”

Me: ****with this little kiss and the soft touch from her palms plus

the seductive way she used the tip of her bosom to rub my back,

my brain was formatted again**** bimpe, I was sick since

yesterday which I told u about, u can’t even ask about my health,

all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfair ooooo. ***thats all

I could utter, I don’t know what sealed my mouth***.

Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed my head with her

hands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and said “I’m sorry

baby”. I still wear a frown wondering why I lost the courage to

confront and rebuke her.

She noticed this and kissed me passionately this time. It was

romantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing, my hand locate

her shirt button, I was about to loose it, she said “stop stop

stop”, the indomie should be burning by now, I need to go and

check it. She stood up from my laps and went to the kitchen

leaving me with hard on.

I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, u must be the greatest

fool of the first order………………………

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