woke up from my “day-dreaming” and begin to wonder what
actually happened. I began to compare the bimpe who is always
nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together with
the bimpe who barely spend 1 hour with me only to tell me she is
going to stay over at her cousin’s place whom she didn’t tell me
While I was still imagining. My phone rang and I tried checking
who is on the line, it was bimpe. I didn’t pick the calls because I was
so mad at myself, considering the 3bottles of alomo I have
bought, the preparations and the likes. I ignore more of her calls.
I decided to open my operamini and browse my facebook to
while away time. As the facebook homepage page opened . On
the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I
saw 8 dots just as normal password code. Immediately I got a
flash back that when she came to my house on day 1, she asked
for my phone to use because her blackberry battery was flat. I
remembered she logged out before returning the phone to me. So
as I was wondering what could have happened, I then recollect
that a notification that says “do you want opera to keep your
password for this page?” Usually comes up, then I assumed she
must have selected YES.
I gladly logged in into her account and browse through her
To my surprise, bimpe does the same flirt chat she did to me
with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy
on her message named “swordman”. The guy also lives in akure
according to their chats. She also told the guy that she wishes to
come to akure to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he
didn’t have money to finance the transport of which bimpe replied
that “don’t worry, I will sort out myself”. On seeing this, my head
rang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took my time to read
through all their conversations and I discovered that she do
exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the extreme, and they
were also dating. It was then I got the true image that bimpe is
actually with another guy whom she said it’s a cousin. But again I
thought of it that she invited me to come there yesterday, can
she be with another guy and still invite me?, The time was now
8:43am. I called bimpe and told her that I want to visit her at her
cousin’s place and that she should give me the address. She
replied me that “I’m sorry, u can’t come, I and my cousin had a
serious misunderstanding yesterday night and till this morning.
Infact, we haven’t spoken since last night till now, so it’s not
advisable for you to come” I said ok and then hanged up.
I said to myself that chaiiii………..onihaxy, you be first class
Just as I was imagining my “mumurity”, I don’t know either to
trace the address I found on facebook, or to set her up, kidnap
her and molest her, so many evil things were just going through
my mind, then a text message came in from bimpe which says ”
baby, I am on my way to your place”. Gan gaun, my head
sparked again, I started rehearsing how I will shout on her, I was
reasoning if I should show her my discovery or not. I don’t know
what to do next, I was just restless. Walking up and down my
room . About 30mins later., I heard the sound “ko ko ko” on my
door. Who is that was my response to the knock, and a sweet
voice came from outside saying it’s me bimpe.
I frowned and open the door. Before I knew it, she dropped her
luggage, hugged me and then planted a kiss on my lips. Before I
knew what was happening, I have forgot all my
Just after 2mins of her kissing me, she stopped and went
straight to my kitchen, as she was going, she said, “baby, I don’t
want to travel empty stomach so as not to collapse in the bus”.
Chai, wetin I go do?. The rehearsals are gone, the boldness to
frown at her is gone, I don’t even know if I should confront her
about her facebook messages, what if I do, what will be her
reaction?. A lot of thoughts was just running through my head.
She located my noodles carton and started cooking while we
Me: bimbe, what went wrong between you and your cousin?
Bimpe:. Don’t mind that my uncle jaree, I told him that I’m
returning today and that he should give me money but he refused
saying he doesn’t have money.
Me:***thinking in my mind that “so this girl is expecting me to
pay the return T.fare again?”***. Really?, why will he do that to
his kid sister?
Bimpe:. He said I should wait till Wednesday but I insist that I’m
returning today which is Sunday
Me: that’s bad of him oooo. Did u offend him before now?
Bimpe: no ooooo. He is just a stingy relative. If not that I
mistakenly spoke with him about coming to akure to see
someone which Is you, then he insisted that I must come to his
place, in fact, he called my mum that I am coming to his place so
there is nothing I can do about it than to lodge at his place
Me: eeyah. That’s family bond. Family will always want to be
together. But wait, which area in this akure is he living?
Bimpe: somewhere around ijoka.
Me : ***then I remembered the address I saw in her facebook
chat was exactly ijoka. Sunday bustop to be precise ***.
Baby, that is just 40mins journey from here ooo. Won’t I get to
meet my in-law facially?
Bimpe: I told you we aren’t in good terms. infact, I insulted him
this morning and left there with anger, so it’s not ideal for now,
maybe during my next visit.
Bimpe: baby, its 10:20am now and I should leave around 12pm
so as to get to PHC earlier. So what do u keep for me. Won’t you
buy provisions, cosmetics and cloth for your baby?
Me: I frowned and said BIMPE! U are very wicked and a bad
person, infact, I’m not happy with you, I should tell you this * I
have made up my mind to tell her she is a cheat, prostitute and a
Bimpe: *shocked*, she came closer, placed hand on my head,
takes it down to my chest and plants a kiss on my mouth. Then
she asked “what’s my offence my husband”
Me: ****with this little kiss and the soft touch from her palms plus
the seductive way she used the tip of her bosom to rub my back,
my brain was formatted again**** bimpe, I was sick since
yesterday which I told u about, u can’t even ask about my health,
all u can do is to ask for provisions, its unfair ooooo. ***thats all
I could utter, I don’t know what sealed my mouth***.
Immediately, she sat on my laps, rubbed my head with her
hands, pressed her bosoms on me harder and said “I’m sorry
baby”. I still wear a frown wondering why I lost the courage to
confront and rebuke her.
She noticed this and kissed me passionately this time. It was
romantic that I enjoyed it. As we were kissing, my hand locate
her shirt button, I was about to loose it, she said “stop stop
stop”, the indomie should be burning by now, I need to go and
check it. She stood up from my laps and went to the kitchen
leaving me with hard on.
I said to myself again… Chaii onihaxy, u must be the greatest
fool of the first order………………………