excused myself from betty’s chat and I called bimpe
on phone. It rang 3 times without been picked. I
dialled it the 4th time and it was picked up.
ME: hello bimpe, its me onihaxy. please don’t hang
up on me.
BIMPE: yes?, how can I help you?.
ME: well, I don’t need your help. I think You are the
one who needs mine.
BIMPE: **laughs** funny, me?, need your help?, what
do you mean?
ME: well, I just had a chat with betty just now and
she demanded to know what transpired between us.
BIMPE: **silent for about 5 seconds*** what did you
tell her?.
ME: I haven’t disclosed anything yet, that’s why I
called you to know what you told her so as to
replicate the same in order not contradict.
BIMPE: *cool voice*** I didn’t tell her anything. I only
said your face looked familiar.
ME: that’s exactly what I told her when I first saw
your picture on her phone. Maybe that’s why she
wanted to find out what was behind the familiarity
BIMPE: ok.
ME: so what should I tell her?.
BIMPE: dismiss the chat and tell her we never met
before, Period.
ME: I tried it earlier and it seems not to be working.
She gave a condition that its either I tell her or its
over between us.
BIMPE: then tell her we once lived in the same
street and we had a quarrel.
ME: what if she asked what led to the quarrel?
BIMPE: then think of something to tell her.
ME: ok.
BIMPE: besides, I don’t think its necessary to tell her
anything. Just ignore her and let it be over between
both of you. Period
ME: that can never be possible bimpe.
BIMPE: **voice changed** what do you mean?.
Didn’t I tell you to stay away from my family?. You
are stepping on my nerves onihaxy. I can bet it with
you that you will regret it if you don’t back off.
ME: bimpe calm down. Betty is the girl I want to
marry, infact, she is my last girl standing. So you
have to be involved in it and make our union
possible. Or else, we will both loose out of this
game.
BIMPE: what do you mean?
ME: if I loose betty, then be ready to loose your
marriage.
BIMPE: ***laughed***** what a nice threat Mr man,
and how do you intended pushing me out of my
matrimony sir?.
ME: well, its simple. I have the screen shot of all
your s£xual conversations with sodiq back in akure,
the screenshot of all our s£xual conversations also, I
have all the blackmail texts and messages you sent
to me demanding for money in exchange of my
credentials and nudes. I have copies of the nudes.
BIMPE: and what do you intend doing with them?.
ME: nothing much. I have your husband’s home
address, his email, his office address, his social
network profile and his phone number. I will simply
attach all this evidence and forward it directly to him
so that he can know the type of girl he married. I will
also send a copy to betty for her to see also. So my
dear, we will both loose. If I loose betty, I will go to
the extreme to make sure that you loose your
marriage.
BIMPE: ****silent*****
ME: hello oooooooo.
BIMPE: ***faint voice****onihaxy, what do you want?
“Chai!!!!, it worked!!!!!”
BIMPE: onihaxy, I said what do you want?
ME: I want to marry betty, and I don’t want you to
stop me. Infact, I want your 100% support.
BIMPE: alright, I heard you.
ME: and also, I want …………
BIMPE: ***cuts in*** Mr man, that all I can grant,
nothing more ***hanged up***
ME: “”hian!!! wetin be this na?. I want ask of my
certificates na” ***redials number and it was
switched off***.
I dropped the phone and continued with my work until
I got multiple pings from betty. I suspended my
activities and chat with her.
ME: hi love.
BETTY: how far?, you have been keeping me waiting
since na.
ME: I’m sorry dear, my boss just left.
BETTY: ok dear. So I’m listening.
ME: hmmmmmmm. The truth is that I knew bimpe.
BETTY: hmmm, I thought as much. So she was your
ex?
ME: Ex kee?, no oooo.
BETTY: so what was the relationship between you
guys?.
ME: we used to live on the same street in
portharcout.
BETTY: hmmmmm, why did you deny her earlier on
the day you saw her on my phone.
ME: because we weren’t in good terms
BETTY: really?, what happened?
ME: she used to be rude, proud and arrogant. So we
had a fight on a particular day and since then, I hated
her with passion.
BETTY: are you sure there was nothing romantic
attached to it?
ME: betty, I swear to God, you can ask her.
**yinmu***
BETTY: ok oooo, no wonder she doesn’t want to talk
about you. I guess the hatred na long thing.
ME: loooool.
BETTY: and now that you want to date her husband’s
sister, how will you guys be relating?
ME: hmmmmmmm. This one is strong ooooo.
BETTY: hmmm, eleyi Gidi gan. Jokes apart, will you
guys continue like this?.
ME: maybe we would settle our differences because
of you then.
BETTY: that would be better.
ME: looool. Betty please, can we chat later, I want
balance the account for the day.
BETTY: ok dear, TTYL.
I dropped my phone to tidy up my work. I got home
and decided to gist segun on the latest development.
ME: hi sege.
SEGE: Ale Bimpe, how you dey?.
ME: looooool. Not oko again?, na Ale now abi?.
SEGE: yes na, you know say she don marry. So na
concubine you be for now.
ME: you no well.
SEGE: so how far about that parole?.
ME: loool. I don do am.
SEGE: e work?
ME: e work. The thing surprise me sef. I don’t know
that bimpe can fall for a threat.
SEGE: sebi I told you. You know I’m am oracle. I told
you she has her marriage to protect, so its going to
work. What you just have to do is to be bold always
and don’t let fear appear on your voice and on your
face. She would definitely continue to fall for it.
ME: thank you jaree.
SEGE: you don ask for the certificates?
ME: no ooooo,
SEGE: why na?,
ME: I was about to ask when she cut the call, and
her number hasn’t been reachable since then.
SEGE: don’t worry. If her dog run away from motor
car death for 20years, na cutlass go still kill am.
Me: hmmmmmmm.
SEGE: so what was the negotiation you guys had?.
ME: betty in exchange for her peaceful marriage.
SEGE: that’s my guy, don’t let betty find out the truth
about you and bimpe. Or else, you will be finished.
ME: that reminds me, betty made enquiries about
bimpe from me sef.
SEGE: really?, when?, how?
ME: she said bimpe saw my picture on her phone
and she screamed just like I did when I saw bimpe’s
picture on her phone?.
SEGE: haaa!!, that girl smart sha. How you come take
resolve am?
ME: I called bimpe to inform her and we both agreed
on a story to cook for betty.
SEGE: did it work?
ME: sure. I told betty that bimpe and I once lived on
the same street and we had a fight
SEGE: and she believed you?.
ME: yes na. She was even trying to settle the fight
for us sef.
SEGE: that’s my boy. You don dey smart be that.
Now I’m proud to be a good coach.
ME: you no well.